One Angeleno, Josh Heller, says, "I've never completely understood why San Franciscans talk smack about Los Angeles." So he did a little digging, reflecting and blogging. You can read "Why San Francisco hates Los Angeles" in full here, but for your Saturday afternoon reading convenience, we sifted through his recent account of visiting San Francisco and selected a few of Heller's finest rivalry observations, which are pasted below.
Curious Angeleno Investigates 'Why San Francisco Hates Los Angeles'
GQ Calls L.A. Smelliest Place on Earth
No doubt you woke up this morning, threw open your front door to inhale the scent of jasmine, like in a Joan Didion essay, then closed the doors and reached for your bottle of whiskey, the fumes going straight up your nose like they once did to Charles Bukowski. According to GQ, it's these types of scents that make Los Angeles the smelliest -- not the stinkiest, but the smelliest -- city in the world. And it's these romanticized literary notions of L.A. that fuel our dubious distinction.
L.A. Tourism On A Record Rise, Largely Thanks To The Aussies
Los Angeles, we have good economic news! The city's marketing and travel bureau announced today that tourism is up, bringing more people, thus more money to the City of Angels.
Videos: 'Shit People Say In LA' and 'Shit LA People Say'
Netheads may be over the "Shit People Say" meme, but the videos just keep coming. And as of today, two videos showcasing shit said in Los Angeles have been uploaded to YouTube.
'Portlandia' Will Visit Los Angeles This Season
For those of you who love watching the Portland mentality get skewered by Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein on IFC's "Portlandia," prepare to get as good as you give -- the show is headed to Los Angeles in Season 2. The Huffington Post reports that two characters will take a road trip to our fair metropolis this season, which premieres on January 6.
Photos: A Look Inside the Newly Restored Hotel Bel-Air
After an extensive renovation the Hotel Bel-Air has reopened.
The glossy new space redesigned by David Rockwell features a new presidential suite, expanded spa, more tables for dining al fresco and a careful restoration of their famous Swan Lake.
Santa Ana Winds Prompt Red-Flag Warning for Mountain Zones
Hold on to your hats, Los Angeles! The National Weather Service has issued a red-flag warning for this afternoon due to the return of gusty offshore wind conditions in L.A. and Ventura mountain areas. The Santa Ana winds are back, and with them come wildfire conditions.
Tiesto @ Home Depot Center, 10/8/11
With the prevalence and rise of events such as the Electronic Daisy Carnival, electronic dance music has started to finally reach a true audience here in North America. Massive tours from the likes of Deadmau5 and Daft Punk have trailblazed the scene and brought an entire new audience to the genre.
On The Ballot & A Billboard: Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband for L.A. Mayor
Prince Frederic von Anhalt, husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor, has announced his candidacy for L.A. mayor in 2013. Anhalt reportedly put up a(nother) billboard as part of his proclamation and will make a formal announcement on Thursday morning in West Hollywood.
Start Saving Those Pennies! L.A. Zoo Admission Fees to Jump $2
L.A. zoogoers, prepare to shell out a couple more bucks to see the caged animals. New fees will increase admission prices from $14 to $16 for adults, $11 to $13 for seniors and $9 to $11 for young people, ages 2 to 12. Students, do not fret. When part of a group, you will continue to have free admission.
X Ten Biennial, 10/12 at ARTBOOK @ Paper Chase
Ever wonder who today's foremost creative types consider their favorite artists? Now you have a chance to find out -- Big City Forum and writer Jeremy Rosenberg are collaborating to produce the first-ever X Ten Biennial, an event that will feature ten artists presenting a list of their ten favorite artists of all time.
Om Shanti STFU: Local Yoga Studio Owner Hates L.A. Residents, Thinks We're Vain and Full of Botox
Here at LAist, we like to support local businesses. We like to see them thrive, because we love our city and we want our people to do well. What, then, are we supposed to make of a man who owns a business in Brentwood and spends an entire interview with the Huffington Post trash-talking L.A. residents, judging the very people who allow him to earn a livelihood, and promoting some of the worst stereotypes of Angelenos?
A Surprise Visit From the FDA: Birth Control Pills Recalled Due to Packaging Error
Ladies of Los Angeles, take heed: your reproductive precautions may have been compromised. According to a statement released by the FDA, several kinds of birth control made by QU pharmaceuticals are being recalled due to a packaging error. In certain lots of products, the blisters -- the plastic bubbles that house each pill -- were rotated, meaning that they no longer line up with the correct day.
Trio of L.A. Locals 'Outwit, Outplay, Outlast' in 'Survivor: South Pacific'
Angelenos, if you're searching for a reason to watch "Survivor: South Pacific," we have three. A trio of L.A. locals will contend with fifteen other castaways in the 23rd installment of the popular reality series.
Why Is L.A. Turning Blue This Week?
L.A. is turning blue today! Summer's approaching end nor the Smurfs are the culprits. Rather, the City of Angels is changing its shade this week to raise awareness for prostate cancer, a major, misunderstood health concern that often goes ignored by men.
Freak Storm in Southland: It's Like Thunder, Lightning
After a thermometer-busting week, the Southland is getting rocked by thunder, rain, hail and the possibility of flash floods that will continue into Sunday, according to weather reports.
One Man's Love Letter to L.A.: If You Don't Like It Here, 'Get The Fuck Out'
We love L.A. And we share seven reasons as to why you should, too, every Monday morning. Though some people strongly dislike our sprawling mecca, as revealed in a recent anti-L.A. commentary, others, like local photographer/writer/paramedic Chris Backley, echo our sentiments.
No Known Terror Threat to L.A. This Weekend, But Security Will Be Increased Anyway
This weekend marks the 10th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, which means tearjerker interviews on TV, terrifying images on loops, and "where were you when" conversations. And in L.A., it also means ramped up security -- but not because of any specific threat against the city.
Street Cars & Buses: Detailed Map of L.A.'s 1928 Transit System
Historical transportation maps of Los Angeles are always intriguing to study, even if they cause eyes to cross and vision to blur. A high resolution scan from the David Rumsey Map Collection reveals intricate details of L.A.'s 1928 transit system pre-freeways.
Know A Notable Angeleno? Tell L.A. City Nerd
L.A. City Nerd is busy crowdsourcing a list of the "100 most important people in & to Los Angeles in 2011." They reached out on Sunday via Facebook asking for public input.
Los Angeles Rant Claims 'It Sucks Here'
Well known food writer Adam Roberts is packing his bags and heading west. Announcing his NYC departure today on his blog, The Amateur Gourmet, Roberts says he's going to miss the Big Apple but is excited for the City of Angels.
We Are So Above L.A. (While Admiring Aerial Photographs of Popular Locations)
While soaring above the sprawl, Los Angeles-based photographer Alex de Cordoba has snapped aerial shots of some of L.A.'s most iconic locations. The captured grids and patches of Los Angeles - whether solemn in black and white or alive with color - are quite mesmerizing and provide the perfect diversion for your Monday afternoon.
Praise the Lord and Pass the Prescription: Feds Crack Down on Health Care Fraud Among Pastors, Postal Workers and Cancer Docs
This year the federal government is on track to crack down on nearly twice as many health care fraud cases compared to last year, according to California Watch. Some of the prosecutions close to home used parishioners, postal workers and non-existent cancer patients to conduct their scams.
There May Be Hope Yet for NFL in Los Angeles
At the Farmers Field media presentation on February 1, someone affiliated with the project asked me how excited I was about the NFL coming back to Los Angeles. It was clear by the joyful, upward cadence of her question that the correct answer was, “OHMYGODITHINKI’MGOINGTOPUKEI’MSOEXCITED!!!!!111”
The Culinary Adventures of Chef Ricardo Zarate
With construction underway for a new Mo-Chica location downtown, we asked Chef Ricardo Zarate to share with us some of his earliest memories of family meals in Lima, Peru. From a young age he was destined not only to love food but to grow up to be a daring and talented chef, who brings his taste memories of his homeland to California and beyond.
Walk it Out: WeHo Most Walkable City in California
Recently, we broke the good news that Los Angeles is actually quite walkable, despite the haters hatin'. Ranked 13th out of 50 by WalkScore, a website that measures the walkability of certain areas, L.A. is not as pedestrian-friendly as no-one-drives-here New York, but it's more conducive to foot traffic than San Diego, Denver, and even Austin. In addition to ranking major U.S. cities, though, the site also took a look at smaller locales by state...
Ten California Cities & Counties Awarded $184.5K In Federal Historic Preservation Fund Grants
Today's announcement by the California Office of Historic Preservation (OHP), a division of California State Parks, delivered highly favorable news for California parks and historic sites. Ten cities and counties will receive $184,500 in federal grants to assist local historic preservation programs.
LAist Interview: Slake Editors Laurie Ochoa and Joe Donnelly
Los Angeles is not known for its bustling literary scene. Often overshadowed by the graying publishing houses and staunchly entrenched magazines of New York, LA's reputation as a city with little appreciation for the written word persists. But Laurie Ochoa and Joe Donnelly, former editors at LA Weekly, believe that LA is a place where stories and storytelling abound.

